Text‭: ‬Danielle Spencer‭

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
The best orgasm in history…
In the spirit of Christmas, I thought I would give you a gift fitting with the celebrations of the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ, a list of wonderfully tempting sex toys which will really make sure that during the 12 days of Christmas, you have an epiphany.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Some Karma Sutra Pleasure Balm
This balm gives the wearer a wonderful tingly sensation, which intensifies the clitoral orgasm… in Strawberry and Champagne flavour – what a decadent way to spend the 2nd day of your Christmas love in.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
3 tubs of French body soufflé
Again from the Karma Sutra line, these body soufflés are FANTASTIC. They come in four favours – chocolate, cool mint, strawberry and French vanilla – and are edible as well as non-greasy and moisturising. This will make sure your all sensitized again for sure.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A trip to the gym
OK- this one might seem a little strange right now – but women’s libido’s aren’t as high as men’s and after three days of hot tantric-style sex we’d need to top up on our endorphins and go for some exercise so that we can get down to it all over again.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
5 Vibrating Cock Rings
OK – You might be thinking –how is this a lesbian thing… but put it on your dildo and all of a sudden you have revived your static love stick into a double stimulant, wand of joy! Also, it fitted nicely with the original songs lyrics…

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Let’s Fuck Board Game
Couples who play together, stay together – so inject a little fun into your sex life. Christmas is all about board games anyway – most however, don’t include ‘punishments’ such as spanking, talking dirty and loosing a piece of clothing… MUCH better than scrabble…

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A We-Vibe
This is an amazingly small – but extremely penetrating vibrator. It can be used for double penetration or dual. This thing proved that good things come in small packages!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Namekukri-Oh
When you have lock jaw, get the vibrating tongue to help out and make sure you don’t leave your partner without resolution.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
9 Ladies Dancing – I’m keeping this from the original text as I really feel there is no need to change it.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Some Peanuts
Not actual peanuts! but rather vibrating balls of heaven. You need to get out of your apartment at some point – but there is no reason that the fun should stop. Peanuts are front and back compatible and turn natural movement to vibration. There are 2 rolling balls inside the big balls, producing vibration when rolling and bumping inside.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
11 hours of foreplay
With the seed bullet of love, you can be wearing your peanuts while sitting across the table and remote controlling your partner into a frenzy. The Bullet has ten different speed settings and the remote control looks like a mobile phone – so you can be discreet when in public.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
An Njoy Fun Wand
By now, you and your partner should be well and truly open to anything. The Njoy fun wand is extremely versatile and can be used both vaginally and analy with graduated bulbs on the other side.

Have a happy, safe and pleasurable Christmas! For most of the products mentioned, go to www.wanta.net for more details. ENJOY!